1. THE ROAST CONSENT

By using the L.A.Z.Y. Empire mirrors, you explicitly agree to be roasted by an AI. Timber is programmed for brutal honesty, not emotional support. If you cannot handle a satirical critique of your aesthetic choices, exit immediately.

2. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

You retain ownership of the images you upload. You grant the L.A.Z.Y. Empire a non-exclusive, royalty-free license to process said image via AI and display the resulting roast to you. You are encouraged to share your roast on social media to prove your resilience.

3. NO REFUNDS

AI processing occurs in real-time. Once the "Mirror" has reflected the truth, the service is considered fully delivered. All sales for Elite access or individual roasts are final. No refunds for bruised egos.

4. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

The L.A.Z.Y. Empire is an entertainment platform. We are not responsible for any sudden loss of confidence, urges to delete your Instagram, or the realization that your "style" is actually a cry for help.