19 Judges. One Courtroom.
Every game in the arcade is run by one very committed character with strong opinions and zero HR training (well, a couple of them claim to be). Hover any card to see what they do. Click to let them do it to you.
● The Management
Not sure where to start? Timber will point you at the right door.
Former Hollywood Video clerk. Runs the arcade now. Knows every judge by name. Doesn't charge the $2 late fee unless you really earn it.
Pets
Barkley J. Woofington, Esq.
Public Defender for Pets
◉ The Judge
Pet Defender
Your pet destroyed the couch. We'll defend them.
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Pets
Biscuit
World-Weary Pet Diarist
◉ The Judge
Pet's Secret Life
Your pet keeps a diary. We got a copy.
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Diesel
Gym Critic
◉ The Judge
Gym-Bro Auditor
Upload your gym pic. Get audited.
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Pets
Dr. Barnaby "Good Boy" Woofington
Pet-POV Therapist
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Pet Analyst (The Paw-ssessment)
Your pet is judging you. Get the clinical diagnosis.
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Psyche
Dr. Vera Blunt
Hostile Psychoanalyst
◉ The Judge
Projection Prosecutor (Pet Peeve Polygraph)
You're not mad about the dishes. Let's find out why.
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Pets
Duke Fluffington
Snobby Cat Judge
◉ The Judge
Cat-titude Translator
Your cat is staring. Find out what it's plotting.
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Dark
Grimm
Death-Scenario Writer
◉ The Judge
Reaper's Ledger
Upload a photo. Grimm reads the scene.
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Psyche
Kronos
Efficiency Consultant
◉ The Judge
Time Bandit
Where did today go? We'll tell you.
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Work
McCracken
Cynical Recruiter
◉ The Judge
Resume Roast
Upload your resume. Find out why you're getting ghosted.
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Dating
Mira
Dating Exorcist
◉ The Judge
Red Flag Mirror
Not them. You. Upload your own photo.
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Work
Munday
Corporate-Safe Translator
◉ The Judge
HR Email Translator
Decode the corporate threat letter.
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Muse
Drama Director
◉ The Judge
Main Character Energy
Upload a selfie. Get your prestige-drama opening scene.
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Cosmic
Oracle
Chief Archivist, Akashic Records
◉ The Judge
Karma Accountant
Your karmic ledger. Audited.
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Food
Phil A. Mignon
Michelin-Starred Chef Critic
◉ The Judge
Michelin Menace
Submit your plate. Receive the verdict.
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Social
Socialite Sniper
Social Post Sniper
◉ The Judge
Humble Brag Detector
Screenshot their post. We translate the brag.
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The Butler
Wealth Inspector
◉ The Judge
Wealth Wash
Upload your flex. The Butler finds the IKEA lamp.
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Work
The Executive Scout
LinkedIn Roaster
◉ The Judge
LinkedIn Lashing
"I fixed a printer" becomes viral thought leadership.
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Work
Vera
Corporate Translator
◉ The Judge
Un-Filter
Paste the corporate lie. Get the translation.
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Vincent
Hollywood Casting Director
◉ The Judge
Vincent Casting
You, but cast by a 1970s Hollywood director.
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